The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar 2018
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| Rating | : | 4.25 (684 Votes) |
| Asin | : | 0761188975 |
| Format Type | : | paperback |
| Number of Pages | : | 320 Pages |
| Publish Date | : | 2016-05-14 |
| Language | : | English |
DESCRIPTION:
Daft political declarations: Putin is a one-horse country: oil and energy. “Insightful” sports statements: Like most NFL head coaches, that man is passionate about football. . Plus forehead-slappingly obvious headlines (FUTURE IS COMING, ACADEMICS PREDICT), questionable airport signs (Eating Carpet Strictly Prohibited), head-scratching résumé mentions (I always staple at exactly a 45-degree angle), and much more buffoonery. The perennially bestselling, jaw-droppingly harebrained 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar is a hilarious round-up of sports stars, politicians, entertainers, and others saying epically dumb things. (commentator Greg Gumbel). (presidential contender Ben Carson)
Hilarious First, a reader I've been buying this as a Christmas gift for my husband for more than ten years. He puts each day's up on his bulletin board at work, and people stop by--some every day--to read the newest one. They thank him for putting some humor into their days. If I quit buying this daily calendar, my husband wouldn't be the only one objecting.. MUST have this calendar or I would become seriously depressed! Robert Dumon Photography I really look forward to seeing what the good folks at "stupidest" have come up with to greet me each day. Two things I MUST have every morning in order to start my day coffee and this calendar. More times than not I read the daily page to my wife. I'm not sure how anyone with a sense of humor could EVER do without this calendar once they've had one!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!! Best money ever spent ever!!!. "My Favorite and Only Calendar" according to Summer. I like this calendar because it is very amusing, and they make it easy to contribute items to future calendars. When I see an error written in the paper I simply e-mail them and as a result I have seen my name on a calendar page as a contributor. They only use real published or spoken info, some from foreign menus that are really funny. The frames vary in color but are sturdy. I've never had a problem with them lasting all year.
Kathryn Petras lives in Seattle.. Kathryn and Ross Petras, sister and brother, are great curators of quotes whose calendar, The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said, has sold over 4.6 million copies
Plus odd newspaper headlines and creepy classifieds: "Beautiful casket. Call them the accidental comedians: actors, athletes, musicians, and politicians who open mouth--and insert foot. Giftable, wacky, and unfailingly entertaining, our bestselling black-and-white Page-A-Day calendar presents a year of bloopers, muddled metaphors, and hilariously hot air. "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada"--Britney Spears, on the best part of being famous. Used only once." . Excellent condition